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Great Truths From Children
- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
- When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
- Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
- Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- School lunches stick to the wall
- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
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